Frozen Balls, ND, besides being the climatic-conditions (Weather) armpit of the U.S., has an even more urgent issue: Ten local hunters have been abducted by a sociopathic anti-hunter. The job requires bigger and sturdier balls than Batman has. They need...That-Man.
Logline #2: Frozen Balls, ND has an even bigger problem than cold balls. A psychopathic anti-hunter has abducted ten local hunters. Forget Batman. They need a superhero with bigger, tougher and sturdier balls. They need...That-Man.
Logline #3: Two cool nerds hopelessly in love with Batman transform into That-Man and Rob N. in attempt to save nine abducted hunters from suffering a most unbearable fate.
Better. Paint the picture a little more clearly with the stakes and the antagonist. No use making it vague.
We want to be able to see the movie from the logline.